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“I was watching that South Bank Show thing about fucking Blur – a moment of fucking weakness – and whatsisface, the singer was in one of his schoolrooms playing the piano and he looked around wistfully and went, ‘(Solemnly) I have to leave this room, it’s where I failed A-level Music’. What?! Why fucking take A-level Music? What do you mean you failed A-level Music? Is there an A-level Music? How d’you do that!? ‘(Double-solemnly) I got my Bach mixed up with my Beethoven’. Fucking Bach-hoven. Music’s in your fucking bones, man; it’s under your fingernails; you play one chord on a guitar and you’re a musician – end of fucking story.” Noel Gallagher